October 2010
OH MY GOD
JOE JONAS IS SO GETTING SOME.
poor demi :(
day six: worst job you've ever had
doing chores. i mean, it’s not a real job or anything but it still sucks. doing dishes and taking out the trash isn’t bad. or cleaning the bathroom every other weekend. but the weed pulling may be the worst task ever created. it tears up my hands, leaves my hands all blistered, and it’s usually hot as fuck outside when i do it.
another really bad experience while working at a...
September 2010
Obama wants to lengthen the school day and school...
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WHAT IS LIFE ANYMORE </3
WHAT DA ACTUAL FUCK, OBAMA
NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.
NO. SHUT UP. LALALALALA, I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
Obama . GTFO … o_O
I’m thankful that I’m a senior. If this were to happen, fuck your life. D:
hahaha suckas
Canada ftw
Oh, sure… it’s...
what i think when im watching someone use the...
becca136:
screamingsilentlyattheworld:
grapedinthemouth:
dearkilljoys:
what are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer
oh my god you type so slow
let me type
no you spelled it wrong
you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
don’t you even know your own password?
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
SCROLL DOWN
i wish i were dead
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day five: best job you ever had
i really like babysitting my neighbor. it’s really easy and quick money. he’s not too much of a brat, and when he is a brat, it gives me something to yell at. which is fun. yelling for a reason is fun. yelling for no reason is just fucking obnoxious.
i also was in love with working at a food booth at a county fair in oregon a few summers ago. i worked the cash register and scooped...
i just spent the past hour looking at stanford's...
oy vey, i better get in to that damned school. dream school.
day four: worst memory of childhood
by far the worst memory i have of my childhood is my parents’ divorce. it affected me so much. and i don’t really want to eloborate.
oh my fucking fuuuuuuu
spanish is damn hard this year /: grammar and shit. i barely know this shit in english, how am i supposed to know how to do it in spanish?
you know how nobody knows whether to use “who” or “whom” in english? yeah, well there’s probably a rule that explains when you do and don’t. in spanish? yeah, they don’t have rules. you just gotta know what to use and...
day three: favorite memory from childhood
i was going to start this post off with saying that i can’t pick just one memory from my childhood that is my favorite. my childhood was the best part of my life so far and i really loved every minute of it (this is all before i turned, eh, about 9 years old).
but as i thought about it, i realized that i do have an absolute favorite memory from my childhood. memories, actually. without...
you don't even understand how unbearably hot it...
it was the hottest day i think i’ve ever felt in my city. it’s usually 81 this time of year (yes, i looked up the average). it was fucking 109 degrees today. what the fuck. like really. what the actual fuck. it’s 104 outside RIGHT NOW. it’s almost 5 o’clock at it’s 104.
all i have to say is….i hope it rains like a MOTHER this year. it poured last...
day two: places you want to visit
i thought i’d just do a text post because it’s hard to find pictures of what i want to see. i want to go to england, scotland, and ireland. i want to see the british isles’s countryside. i want to see london. i want to see dublin. i want to stay in a little cottage in cotswolds.
next, i want to go to germany. i want to go to germany so badly. see berlin, dusseldorf, stuttgart,...
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AP US makes me want to shoot myself in the face
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i hate when girls complain about their weight
there are a lot of other things that someone can’t change about their appearance. some people have bad genetics and they can’t do anything to make those flaws disappear, no matter how hard they try.
some will wash their faces twice a day, with powerful prescriptions, and they still have acne. it doesn’t mean they’re unhygienic. some will just wake up and have stretch marks...
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okay, maybe i'll finish this one? →
Day 01 → Favorite Song. Day 02 → Places you want to visit. Day 03 → Favorite memory from childhood.
Day 04 → Worst memory from childhood. Day 05 → Best job you ever had.
Day 06 → Worst job you ever had.
Day 07 → Best day of your life.
Day 08 → Worst day of your life. Day 09 → Favorite…
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i thought it'd work since she was slightly...
paige: so...what kind of piercings can i get now that i'm 16? i mean, i'm not going to go get one tomorrow or anything cuz i gotta work myself up to the idea of having a needle pushed into my skin.
mom: well, i'm not gonna say 'you can get this and this but not this' because that doesn't really give me much input. why don't you just tell me what you're thinking about and then i'll tell you.
paige: i'm screwed til i'm 18, aren't i.
mom: no...just tell me what you were thinking about and we'll see. you don't really want any more piercings. i mean, you barely wear earrings.
paige: well, i was thinking like...cartilage on my ear...or....
mom: ......
paige: like, my nose or something.
mom: that's not really you, though, paige. i can't really see you wanting your nose pierced.
paige (in mind): ASJDKHSKDFG SHUT UP. cuz i do. ah, fuck it, i'll just wait til i'm 18.
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so i'm just sitting in my room making a...
is college really that close? good god, this is scaring me. two more years and i’ll be out on my own in the world. without my friends, teachers, parents, family… and basically everything i do this year affects where i’ll be and what i’ll be doing. no pressure or anything.
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16091.) I hate that you think you need booze and...
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some day they’ll open up your world,
shake it down to the drawing board,...
– matchbox twenty, hand me down
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she tied you to her kitchen chair,
she broke your throne and she cut your hair,...
– jeff buckley, hallelujah