January 2012
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mom and neighbor are a little tipsy
and in the living room playing dance central on the kinect
while i sit in my room with my cat
reading
because drunk people scare me
i just had ice cream
with hot fudge
it was good
sporadic text all over the place
i swear i’m sober
i mean i just said drunk people scare me
why would i be drunk
do i look drunk
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dear 2011,
you were an unforgettable year. not because you were fantastic and wonderful and not because it was devastating. it was a little bit of both. in the beginning months, you were the roughest time of my life so far. i think most people would want to forget about the things i went through if they had gone through them - but i don’t want to forget. because although you were miserable and painful...
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December 2011
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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I AM GOING TO THROW UP IM SO DISGUSTED OH MY GOD...
felt something kinda wet on my arm…it was one of walt’s tapeworms. UGH IM GONNA BARF SO GROSS EW IM STILL FREAKING OUT. and i keep kicking him out of bed. no way am i waking up to those little suckers on me. fuck that shit. go poop out little worms in your dog bed, you filthy animal.
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guess who's hyper...again.
What do you called Sabrina when she has a sunburn?
bananamanismyspiritanimal:
Baked Alaska
OH MY GOD
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disfan asked: so is it "hold know go", or "hold k now go"?
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jasminetan:
Whenever I think of genital or nipple piercings I die inside.
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dappermegan:
nostrokesjuststrudels:
babyblainesus:
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
I’m dying.
THAT IS NOT A ROLL.
belleweasley:
but christmas was already a holiday and christians just adapted it
and putting up a tree is a pagan thing
just sayin’
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